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Like any other reasonably sized city, driving in mine is Hell. No one respects the Stops, the lanes, the Streetlights, not even the directions. I told my folks if I can drive here I can drive in China.

The other day I was starting my car in a green light when this dude runs in front out of nowhere. I'm guessing he's daltonic and thought my green was a red, and his time to cross. But still he was crossing in the middle of the road. Thus I braked abruptly so not to run him over (good thing I wasn't crashed from behind) but somehow my thumb hit the steering wheel the wrong way and... It bent backward making this loud CRACK sound that overpowered my blasting rock. As a result I've found myself with the following issues:

-Eating.
-Writing.
-Typing.
-Changing the channels through the remote (for which I'm now using the left).
-Drinking anything without a straw (or using my left hand).
-Even combing my hair.

Cos guess what? It happened to my right hand thumb, whoopdeedo! And I'm right handed. So yeah, what a challenge.

I remember this one time I broke my middle finger... Now THAT was something.

Yeah, I'm gonna go do anything with my left. It was fun typing this in thrice the amount of time as normally.

Place for My Head: Hurt House

Feelin':

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Listening to: The Ting Tings - Great DJ

Find: traffic hell

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